Thanksgiving Jokes for the Ultimate Pranks-Giving
There’s no greater annual feast than Thanksgiving — creamy mashed potatoes, green beans, cranberry sauce and, of course, turkey. But this year, you can also serve up some laughs!
From sweet to corny to creamed, these Thanksgiving jokes will remind your loved ones who the biggest turkey really is.
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To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
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The Casse-Role.
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Exactly where you left it.
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Because he wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
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Google, Google, Google.
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The turkey because he’s already stuffed.
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The Butter Ball.
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Because the police suspected fowl play.
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Because he already had the drumsticks.
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It had 18 carrots.
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I came in like a Butter Ball!
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A Goblet.
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She’d roll over in her gravy.
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Plymouth rock.
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A poultry-geist.
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Because they saw the turkey dressing.
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A woman asked the supermarket employee if the turkeys got any bigger.
The employee answered, “No, mam, they’re dead.”
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A turkey holding its breath.
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Because they use fowl language.
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A har-vest.
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Fangs-giving.
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The cook had no thyme!
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The Turkey Trot.
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Wobble, wobble.
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A tur-key.
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They did a crumb-y job.
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Pilgrims.
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But I told them I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
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Lucky.
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Pumpkin pi.
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The only holiday where we eat the mascot.
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(That’s the joke.)
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Liberty, equality and bad aim for all.
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Plenty of drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
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By way of scholar-ships!
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Because their buckles were on their hats.
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Skip the small insults, and roast me!
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He was way over his feed limit.
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Beets me!
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You, after Thanksgiving dinner.
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So, I guess we’ll have squash instead.
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On Thanksgiving, you only get a turkey for the day, but on Election day, you get a turkey for the next four years.
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But some people say it’s irrational.
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A pilgrimage.
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I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
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Because the corn had ears.
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Pranks-giving.
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A poul-tree.
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Because if they dropped them, they would break.
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Arthur.
Arthur who?
Ar-thur any leftovers?