Most Ridiculous Astrology Questions on Google

Some people have hilarious questions about astrology. We have the answers.

Astrology is like politics. Or dogs and cats. Or the pineapple on pizza debate. No matter what side people are on, they usually have plenty to say.

Some people firmly believe that the alignment of the stars on the day a child is born helps shape their destiny. Tons of Gen Zers strongly identify with their zodiac signs. It’s a whole segment of their personality.

Others think it’s a load of baloney. Whichever side you’re on, these hilarious astrology questions are some of the most frequently asked questions on Google. And we have the answers.

Which Zodiac Sign Is the Most Evil?

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How is this even a fair question? It’s definitely one of the funniest astrology questions. Does anyone really think that all babies born in a certain month are automatically destined to be malicious maniacs?

We’d like to think of zodiac signs a bit like Harry Potter houses. Sure, they have certain general traits, but not every Slytherin is evil. Or so they say.

Similarly, poor Scorpio has a bad rap for being cunning and sly. Represented by the scorpion, they won’t hesitate to sting those who do them wrong. Is that really so evil?

Why Are Aries So Annoying?

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One word: impulsivity. While this may be a ridiculous question, it’s understandable.

Aries is governed by the tempestuous planet Mars. Aries tend to be self-centered and headstrong, barrelling forward with their latest idea with little regard for the feelings of others.

For those who have to live with a particularly hot-headed Aries, “annoying” might be putting it mildly.

Why Are Pisces So Hot?

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Has anyone checked the birthdates of supermodels lately? Are they all Pisces? Probably not, but Pisces still have a reputation for being particularly attractive.

We’re going to bet that it has less to do with physical traits and more to do with their naturally kind, caring personalities. Their sweetness and willingness to go the extra mile for others is really, really attractive.

Astrology facts are more like guidelines, and physical beauty is in the eye of the beholder, anyway.

Why Are Tauruses Always Hungry?

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Because food is amazing. Duh. For a more astrologically sound answer, Tauruses find comfort in sensory, material experiences. They like things they can feel, smell and, of course, eat.

They aren’t necessarily always hungry, but they do have a heightened appreciation for the latest food trends and flavors.

Why Are Aquariuses So Rare?

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The short version of this astrological fact: They’re not. Each of the 12 zodiac seasons lasts approximately 30 days, with Aquarius falling from Jan. 20 through Feb. 18. For Aquarius to be rarer than any other sign, there would have to be millions of fewer babies born during the first part of the year. That’s simply not the case.

Some astrologers consider the sign to be rare in other ways, however. In personality, Aquariuses stands out. They care little about social status or money, prioritizing character above all else.

It would be nice if those qualities weren’t rare at all, but at least we have Aquariuses out there pulling their own morality weight.

Why Are Geminis So Bad?

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Aw, poor Geminis! On the list of funny astrology questions, this comes close to the top. Geminis aren’t bad, but people do throw a lot of shade their way.

Geminis like to be in the spotlight. Some of them will do anything to stay there, including spreading harmful gossip. Their funny stories are great, just not when they’re about you.

Every sign has its downsides, though, so it’s not really fair to single out Gemini.

Which Zodiac Sign Is Most Likely to Be Depressed?

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Astrologers believe that Pisces is the sign that’s most prone to developing depression. Whether or not that’s really the case is hard to say. The statistical evidence just isn’t there.

Get your astrology facts straight, people. According to astrology principles, the loving, dreamy side of Pisces tend to leave them feeling disappointed with reality.

Pisces people, tell us— is it true? Regardless, it has nothing to do with mental health.

Why Do Libras Ignore You?

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It’s called setting boundaries, Debra. Libras are affectionate, giving people. They have no problem giving people lots of attention, but that doesn’t mean they don’t need any themselves.

If they feel like their giving nature is being taken advantage of, they’ll withdraw.

Seems fair, honestly.

Why Do Scorpios Always Screw Up?

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Now this one’s just mean. Even worse, it’s vague. Why do Scorpios always screw up what, exactly? Relationships? Work? The global climate? We’re guessing people are most curious about the first one.

Scorpios tend to view the world in black and white, including their emotions and connections with others. Either they’re completely happy, or completely dissatisfied. They’re unwilling to compromise, so they’re always searching for an unrealistically perfect relationship. The same goes for jobs and pretty much everything else.

And why put in the effort if you’re never going to be satisfied?

Why Do Leos Always Have to Be Right?

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Of all the ridiculous astrology questions on Google, this one’s not that ridiculous. Leos like to lead. While they can come off as controlling and stubborn, they ultimately just want people to look to them for guidance.

Leos want to help. By admitting they’re not always right, it feels like they’re giving up their identity as a leader. Like they’re letting down their loyal subjects.

PSA: We don’t have a king and queen anymore. Calm down, Leos. Even if you’re occasionally (or often) wrong, your “subjects” will be fine.

Which Zodiac Sign Is the Most Likely to Be Famous?

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Statistically speaking, being born in a particular month isn’t going to turn you into a star or derail your acting career. Some zodiac signs are, however, more likely to pursue lofty career goals.

Aries, for example, are extremely strong-willed and self-motivated. If they want something, they’ll push until their vision becomes reality.

Just take one of the biggest Aries divas, Lady Gaga. Her classmates at NYU once made a Facebook group called “Stefani Germanotta, you will never be famous.” Wonder where they are now.

Why Do Virgos Have Stomach Issues?

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According to astrology principles, Virgos have delicate stomachs that are prone to getting upset at the slightest sign of stress. This is because Virgos supposedly rule the abdominal area, making them particularly sensitive to what they eat.

A balanced diet is important to their overall sense of wellness. On the upside, they’re better than other signs at relying on gut instincts to point them in the right direction.

Why Do Capricorns Cheat?

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This one sounds like something from a soap opera. Capricorns aren’t likely to cheat at all. Unless they think you’re cheating on them, that is.

This conservative, rigid zodiac sign is unforgiving when it comes to infidelity. If they suspect their partner is being unfaithful, they may be vindictive enough to return the favor.

Whether or not it’s true.

Which Zodiac Sign Is Least Likely to Get Married?

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Aquarius. Definitely Aquarius. The Aquarius sign pays attention to what’s happening on a larger scale. They care about the whole world, often more than the details of their own life.

Their expansive sense of purpose can make it tricky to focus on the emotional needs of a single person, and committing on that level can feel restrictive.

They’re great friends, but settling down is another story altogether.

Why Do Leos Cry So Much?

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Most of the time, Leos get emotional because of crippling self-doubt. They thrive off positive feedback. When they don’t receive enough of it, they begin wondering if they’re enough.

They start overthinking their flaws and forgetting to acknowledge their own positive qualities.

Don’t worry, Leos. You’re enough to us.

Why Do Sagittariuses Hide Their Feelings?

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Who says astrology facts can’t be useful? Sagittariuses don’t necessarily hide all feelings, only some of them.

Their fiery personalities can come off as aggressive or cold, but outbursts of anger are often nothing more than a mask. Beneath it, they’re hiding pain, sadness or embarrassment.

Vulnerability is frightening to them, so when they express their true feelings, listen.

Which Zodiac Sign Is the Prettiest?

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Sorry, what? This again? If anyone really thinks that a single zodiac sign is responsible for generating the greatest number of beautiful babies, they probably need a reality check.

According to MSN, Pisces is the prettiest sign, with “stunningly on fleek brows.”

OK, MSN. Whatever you say.

Why Do Aquariuses Ghost?

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Aquariuses are notorious for disappearing when relationships start to feel like work. If they’re feeling pressured into moving faster than they’d like, or they’re just not feeling it anymore, Aquarius folks might just up and vanish.

According to astrologists, it’s because they think that spending time with anyone that’s not going to be a long-term benefit is pointless.

Why not cut ties and set you free in the easiest way possible?

Why Are Tauruses So Ugly?

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Come on, really? What does the internet have against Tauruses? Once again, astrology has nothing to do with physical attractiveness. In terms of personality, some people may find the predictability of a Taurus to be a little dull.

If you’re used to dating passionate, impulsive fire signs, the lack of spontaneity can feel boring. That’s a you problem, though, not a Taurus problem. They’re not boring. They’re consistent and reliable.

And that’s not boring or ugly at all.

Why Do Geminis Talk So Much?

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Why do Geminis talk so much? Because they have amazing ideas, that’s why.

They have a lot to say because they’re curious about those around them. They’re astoundingly creative and thoughtful, and all their hundreds of thoughts spill out in the form of question after question. After question. After question.

Geminis are a lot, but they’ll also get to know you really, really well.

Why Are Libras So Good in Bed?

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We want to know how anyone found this out. Did someone take a poll? Was there a controlled study? How big was the sample size?

While we’re not sure there’s any accuracy to this one, Libras do tend to be highly romantic. They’re the sign that rules marriage, and they’re innately sensitive and passionate.

It’s not hard to see how these traits could be helpful in, ahem, other aspects of a relationship.

What Zodiac Sign Is Most Likely to Be a Serial Killer?

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Capricorn, apparently. It’s hard to say whether this roundup encompasses all serial killers ever, but there have reportedly been 55 Capricorn killers so far. That’s almost 10 more than the next most prolific sign, Leo.

Capricorn likes to be in control. Capricorn is also the sign that controls destiny.

How fitting.

Why Are Leos Single?

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There are plenty of married Leos, so this question makes a bold (and not particularly rational) assumption. Still, if a Leo is single, it’s probably because they’re waiting to find someone who they consider to be an equal.

Online dating has lowered the bar to levels that are, quite frankly, abysmal. Leos are doing a good job of keeping the bar from totally hitting the ground.

Why Do Capricorns Ignore You?

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Capricorns can be amazing friends and partners, but they’re not good with category five clingers. Codependency is never a good look, but Capricorns are particularly intolerant of it.

If you’re constantly demanding with your emotional expectations, a Capricorn is likely to retreat. If you happen to like lots of support and reassurance, don’t feel bad.

Just don’t date a Capricorn, either.

Why Do Aquariuses Stare?

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What even? Google searchers, are you good? Aquarius people aren’t creepers. This question makes it sound like all the creepy guys at the office are Aquariuses.

Aquarius is actually a very shy sign. If they keep glancing in your direction, it’s probably because they’d like to talk to you, but they’re too nervous to make the first move.

Which Zodiac Sign Is Most Likely to Be Gay?

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What kind of Gen Z question is this? Really? This is obviously complete nonsense, so we’re not answering it.

In one conversation thread that’s been going on since 2013, some people suggested that Scorpios are the most likely not to be straight. Others said Gemini.

The rest of us are (hopefully) rolling our eyes at the idea that stars influence what gender we’re attracted to.

Why Are Aries So Crazy?

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A strong fire zodiac sign, Aries can be hot-tempered and unpredictable.

Immature Aries individuals who have yet to learn patiences can melt down into fits when they don’t get what they want. They find it challenging to finish long-term projects, and it infuriates them to see others succeed where they themselves failed.

Once they develop some patience, they mellow out a lot.

Why Are Virgos Always Tired?

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According to Bustle, Virgos do shockingly well with sleep deprivation. The reason behind their sleepless nights is a little more sinister. They’re such worrywarts that it’s extremely difficult to get quality shut-eye.

They just keep stressing about everything from work to errands. Some Virgos even have nightmares about deadlines and forgetting their wallet.

Does Your Zodiac Sign Ever Change?

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Brace yourself. According to some astrology experts, the answer is yes. To simplify their lengthy explanation, some believe that your zodiac sign progresses throughout the years, changing to a new sign every 30 years or so.

According to NASA, the Earth’s wobble also has an effect on shifting zodiac signs. You may not be as much of a stubborn Aries as you thought.

Which Zodiac Sign Is Least Likely to Believe in Astrology?

Zodiac sign that doesn't believe in astrology

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To wrap up the list of ridiculous astrology questions, we’ve got this one.

An astrologer, Roya Backlund, believes she has it all sorted out, however. According to her, you’re less likely to believe in astrology if you’re a Taurus, Gemini, Virgo or Capricorn.

Taurus doesn’t think it’s practical enough, Gemini has commitment issues, Virgo won’t believe anything without proof and Capricorn, well, Capricorn doesn’t like anything they don’t get.

What Do You Think, Folks?

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