Life Is Too Short to Wear Boring Tees

Forget boring T-shirts. Originality and humor start here.

Life Is Too Short to Wear Boring Tees

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Everyone has a drawer full of old T-shirts they never wear. Now you have an opportunity to give your T-shirt collection an upgrade.

Aren’t half of those stiff and scratchy, anyway? Who needs 10 ugly T-shirts from “fun runs” that weren’t even fun?

These funny tees are ideal for anyone with a sense of humor. Like the funny jerks in your life, erm, we mean “friends,” that you know and love.

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For Starters, Tees for People Who Are Tired of Peopling

Funny T-shirt about running out of patience

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If running out of patience counted as exercise, we’d have multiple Olympic gold medals. Telling people to go away is rude, so let your T-shirt do it for you. People will think you’re joking, and they’re not going to hear the truth from us.

Do I Run? Yes. Out Of Patience
I’m Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes I’m Asleep.
I’m Smiling. That Alone Should Scare You.

Lost Faith in Humanity’s Intelligence? You’re Not Alone

Sarcastic T-shirt about finding intelligence

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Ouch, this one’s mean. We love it. Again, rude T-shirts are superb for telling it how it really is without getting fired or divorced. We highly recommend tee number three.

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You’ll Find A Brain Back There
Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I Call You Stupid
Everything Happens for a Reason

If You’re a Fan of Dark Humor, Buckle Up

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In hugs, right? Totally.

These tees range in dark humor from, “You watched Family Guy as a kid, didn’t you?” to “Please go to therapy.” We’ll take one of each.

It’s Really Hard to Go Wrong With Sarcasm

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Brutal honesty is so cathartic. These T-shirts are ideal for the old grumps (or old grumps at heart) in your life.

And Some Strangely Amusing Dark Jokes, Just for Fun

You're never alone if you have demons T-shirt

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Dare you to give this to your therapist. If they laugh, they’re a keeper.

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