These Funny Mom Texts Prove Parenting Can Be Fun

Texts from moms are equal parts wholesome and hilarious. These funny mom texts had us rolling.

If moms took a day off, the world would end immediately. They’re basically superheroes, but even superheroes have their weaknesses. If the Achilles heel of moms is anything, it’s texting.

Funny mom texts come in all shapes and sizes, from not knowing the latest lingo to delivering brutal roasts to their own flesh and blood. Parenting is tough, so we hope these hilarious moms brighten your day.

Stand Aside, Folks. She’s a Professional

Text from mom joking about buying son a car

A masterfully done mom text. Someone send her an award.

Other effective tactics for getting a teenager’s attention include shutting off the Wi-Fi and hugging them in public.

Um, Ouch?

Imaginary boyfriend mom text

Funny Texts: Parents / Facebook

We’re unsure if she was trying to be nice or drop a hint, but it’s funny either way.

Moonocababa

Moonocababa text from mom

Funny Texts: Parents / Facebook

Moonocababa?

Moonocababa.

When You Can Find Any Missing Household Object, but You Miss the Point

Mom thinks something is wrong with her phone text

Funny Texts: Parents / Facebook

It could be worse.

The sign you really have mom brain is when you frantically dig through your purse in search of the phone you’re currently talking on.

I Mean, She Did Say It

Funny mom text

Funny Texts: Parents / Facebook

It’s called setting boundaries, kids. Look it up.

Well That’s Fantastic!

Mom doesn't know what WTF stands for

Funny Texts: Parents / Facebook

Hopefully, most moms today know common abbreviations.

Millennial parents definitely wouldn’t have made this mistake, but if your kid starts dropping words like “cap” or “slay,” we can’t help you.

Jokes Are Even Funnier When They’re Right

Funny mom roast

When Parents Text / Facebook

In this edition of funny texts from moms, we see A) a sense of humor and B) support.

We give this a 10/10 for exemplary mom texting.

Someone Take Her Phone Away Before She Hurts Herself

Text from moms about wine

When Parents Text / Facebook

If you’ve never gotten a drunk text from your mom, you’re missing out.

They make zero sense, but they’re somehow funny and wholesome anyway.

Anyone Else Still Have an AOL Email Address?

Mom doesn't know how to use Gmail text

When Parents Text / Facebook

According to moms, the “g” in Gmail is as irrelevant as your philosophy degree.

She’s only right about one of those.

Come Again?

Mom trying to use emojis

When Parents Text / Facebook

Kid: Maurice Sendak died.

Mom: Cool. Have some animals.

LOL. Death.

Mom using LOL wrong over text

Uncle Joe is not going to be happy.

How many family reunions have gone up in flames thanks to misguided texts from moms, do you think?

Way to Break the News Over Text

Funny text exchange between mom and son about coming out

Moms: Loving you unconditionally, whether you’re exploring your sexuality or just stopping by.

Unconditional love coupon expiration date: never.

Yoga: Now a Cult

Mom worried about brainwashing yoga cult

Don’t moms usually like yoga? We do.

According to this mom text thread, it’s much more sinister than we realized. Slowly eases out of downward dog…

Nothing Harmful About Being Proactive

Funny mom text about freezing eggs

Except for harming your ego.

That might never bounce back, but if moms don’t knock you down a peg once in a while, who will?

‘I Can’t Talk Now’ Doesn’t Apply to Your Mother

Mom asking too many questions while daughter is on a date

According to her, at least.

Since we’re the ones who brought you into this world, though, expecting you to give us all the deets of your latest date seems like a reasonable ask.

Finally, a Text From a Mom Who Knows What She’s Doing

Hilarious text from mom

We’re not sure who this mom is or where she lives, but if you’re out there reading this, we love you.

This mom text is going down in history as one of the best roasts by a parent ever. You’re a legend.

Hello??

Mom accidentally texting WTF

Abbreviations don’t always mean what you think they mean.

Anyone could have made this mistake if they happen to live under a social media-free rock.

Wink Wink, If You Know What I Mean

Mom trying to text a winky face

Except no one does. How does that look even remotely like a winky face?

Texting and Driving Is Bad, but This Might Be Worse

Funny text exchange between mom and son

Texting from the toilet isn’t that bad, unless you tell the person about it.

Considering this woman changed your diapers, though, cut her some slack.

Moms Might Not Be the Best at Texting, but They’re Pros at Roasting Their Offspring

Funny mom joke

Good job, mom. Taking down misogyny one text at a time.

Butt

Mom fighting autocorrect

What word was she trying to type, though? Was it butt? Maybe it was butt.

Ugh, autocorrect won’t let us type butt. Butt. Tech support, a little help?

Don’t You Love When Your Parents Think You Control the Internet?

Or when they hand you a 10-pound laptop made in 2008 that displays nothing but a blue screen of death. When you break the news that you can’t fix it, they accuse you of not wanting to help them.

If moms had as much confidence in our career and fashion choices as they do in our technical aptitude, our self-esteem would be through the roof.

You’d Think the Word ‘Space’ Would Be a Hint, but No

Mom trying to find the space bar

Ohmygosh,whereisit?Thespacebarhasdisappeared.BRB,runningtoBestBuytogetmorespace.

YOLO Is More Ominous Than We Remembered

Mom using YOLO wrong

Dark. We like it.

Lastly, a Token Dad Text for Good Measure

Embarrassing dad text

Kids, if you’re reading this, just remember: If you think your mom’s texting habits are bad, your dads are so much worse. Count your blessings and don’t leave her on read.

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