The Halloween season starts on Oct. 1. But for some people, it never ends. It just means it’s finally socially acceptable to wear the costumes you’d like to wear year-round.
So get your best scary wear. And trick-or-treat yourself to these hilarious Halloween memes.
No, Wait. This Spider Has a Point.
When Your Interior Decor Is Hauntingly Beautiful
Mark Them Down as ‘Miscellaneous Expenses’
We Don’t Remember Buying This Decoration.
Move On. You Don’t Need That Kind of Negativity in Your Life.
It Was Crazy, Officer. She Just Jumped Out of the Car. I Was Shocked, Too.
The Monster in Your Closet Waiting for Spooky Season So He Can Finally Get the Recognition He Deserves
As Long as You’re in Costume, You’re Never Too Old to Trick-or-Treat. The Better the Costume, the More Acceptable It Is.
So, Uh, We’re Going To Need to Reduce Our Christmas Budget by 50 Percent. Because Reasons.
Witch, Please. There’s No Wrong Way To Enjoy Horror Movies. Other Than Reenacting the Plot, of Course.
Anyone Who Tells You You Can’t Be Both Cute and Creepy Hasn’t Seen This Cake
I’m Not Buying. Just Looking. Every Time I Go to Target From Now Until Nov. 1
It’s Called Self-Care. Look It Up.
Want Really Scary Halloween Decorations This Year? Skip Spirit Halloween and Pick Up an Old Doll at an Antique Store
Is Sept. 1 Too Early? Asking for a Friend.
Looks Like It Has Pretty Low Mileage, Too. Hasn’t Even Been Made Into Pie Yet.
If You Wait Too Long, It’ll Be Time To Take the Decorations Down Right After You Put Them Up.
The Staff of Spirit Halloween Must See Some Things
Whatever You Do, Don’t Imagine the Human Equivalent of This Halloween Meme
Not 1 Percent. Anything but That.
How Does One Sign Up To Be a Halloween Costume Model? I Know a Good Time When I See One
Note: Also Applies to Joann’s and the Halloween Aisle of Target
Take All the Candy. Take Whatever You Want. Your Cuteness Is Too Much for Us to Take.
Bats Are Small and Spooky, but They’re One of Nature’s Finest Creations. And So Are You.
Don’t Worry, Void Kitty. You’ll Be Able to Take Over the World Next Year.
Life Hack: It Can’t Be Too Early to Put up Halloween Decorations If You Never Take Them Down.
Cross This Welcome Mat, and You Might Die Laughing
Everyone: Aren’t You Hot Under That Velvet Cloak? Us: *Sweating* Nope.
That Moment When You Realize This Is My Circus and These Are My Monkeys
The Trick Is to Stay Alive
One Person’s Happiest Place on Earth Is Another’s Misery
Are You Sure Milk Makes Bones Stronger?
It’s Time to Use Your Imagination
They Say It Was Love at First Fright
Now You’re Speaking My Language
If You Remember These, It’s Time for a Serum
Sabrina the Teenage Witch Reruns, Anyone?
How Am I? Dying Slowly, but in a Good Way
The Only Food That Might Be as Polarizing as Pineapple on Pizza
If We Haven’t Passed Thanksgiving Yet, It’s Too Early
This Is My Definition of a Night Out
Guess What Someone Got for Halloween? Fired.
If Your Friends Are This Boring, It’s Time To Make Some New Ones
This Is Why You’re Supposed to Read the Group Chat, Ted. Get It Together.
