These Funny Bumper Stickers About Parenting Make Us Feel Seen
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Having kids sounds amazing until you actually, ya know, have them. Don’t get us wrong, raising kids is a beautiful, life-affirming experience, but there are certain struggles no parenting book can fully prepare you for.
Things like getting everyone dressed and in the car with both shoes and no forgotten lunch box deserve medals of achievement. Since no one gives those out, these funny bumper stickers will have to do.
Looks Like This Driver Dropped Something
What’s that on the floor? Oh, the truth. Right next to the invisible break you’re trying to step on as you try to teach your teenager to drive.
We didn’t fully appreciate the gravity of driving a metal box next to tons of other metal boxes at 65 miles per hour until a kid who throws away socks instead of washing them is behind the wheel.
Fair Warning
If you have this sticker and someone still parks an inch away, the consequences are on them.
The number of times you hear yourself yelling, “Wait, wait, wait, let me open it for you, wai — nevermind,” is astounding.
Everyone Knows a Dad Who Needs This Funny Bumper Sticker
You know the type. The dad whose biggest pride in life is their ability to BBQ, which they’re convinced they can do slightly better than anyone on the block.
If they’re right, let them have the win.
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Speaking of Wins, Embracing Dad Bods Is a Nice Trend
Having kids dramatically changes your life, including how easy it is to go to the gym regularly. Putting on a few pounds isn’t unusual, and it’s about time we quit making people feel bad if their abs from college morph into just a singular ab.
One ab is enough to stabilize your core for pillow fights and bear hugs.