50 Twisted Jokes for Anyone Who Likes Dark Humor
Dark humor jokes are an acquired taste. One of our friends used to love dark jokes until he was in a serious accident. After that, he just didn't have the guts.
If you can stomach more painfully dark jokes like that one, check out these.
Don’t Give Us Any Ideas
Oh No
Shared This One With My Boss, Wasn’t the Best Timing
It’s Just a Coincidence
Been There, Spit That Out
They Should Win an Award, Not That They’ll Care
Anyone Have a Coupon for Therapy?
Let’s Be Real. An Immortal Dog Would Be Awesome
To Stop Talking to Drugs Is a Good First Step
They Have to Introduce Themselves Every Week
Weird Way of Putting It
On the Upside, You’re a Treasure
Some Dark Humor Jokes Are Tragic
A Visual We Didn’t Need
Literally
We Know a Good Divorce Lawyer If the Fridge Repairman Is Unavailable
Good Grief
Can’t Imagine Why
Really Wind Up Before You Toss It
We Childproofed the House, but They Keep Finding a Way In
Need Some Ice for That Burn?
And You Don’t Even Want to Know What the Dressing Is Made Of
If the FBI Is Reading This, It’s Just a Joke
Some Dark Jokes for the Poli-Sci Majors Among Us
Do You Know This From Experience, Or...?
No Refunds? Weird
And This Is Why You Stay in School
Why Would You? They Have Way Less Potassium Than Bananas
Ouch
Unsure If We Should Cry From Laughter or Sadness
Wonder How He’s Doing
Cozy
What Ladder?
Didn’t Think Having an Estranged Parent Came With Perks, but Here We Are
A Perfect Dark Humor Joke for Kids
Time for a Career Change — Or Jail Time
Some Dark Jokes Are Quite a Visual
Nothing Like Laughing Over a Good Meal
Maybe They Were Born With Extra Kidneys. You Don’t Know
Make Like a Parent From a Disney Movie and Get Lost
We Thought We Had Experienced Heartbreak Before Reading This Dark Joke. We Stand Corrected.
Also Red Vines
Grandma Needs Professional Help
Their Parenting Skills Are Fire
What a Let Down for People Who Already Work Remotely
His Last Composition Was Killer
Can’t Imagine Why
Send Help
It’s Like Wizard’s Chess, Only Illegal and Minus the Magic
When Your Connection With Bagels Is Electric