15 CoComelon Toys, Ranked From Most to Least Annoying

CoComelon toys are all the rage — but there are some that are worth buying and others that will drive parents nuts.

We love CoComelon as much as the next kid. The show’s catchy, educational songs are addictive, but we have to be honest: CoComelon toys can be pretty, well, annoying.

No one likes receiving the loudest toy on the market, so we’ve ranked the most popular CoComelon toys from the ones most likely to drive parents insane to those that are actually cool.

1. eKids CoComelon Toy Microphone

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Recommended ages: 3 and up

This CoComelon take on the classic kids’ microphone toy is an annoying double-whammy. It lights up. It has pre-loaded, tiny CoComelon songs. It magnifies your child’s lovely singing (or yelling) voice so that you can hear it halfway down the block. No, thank you.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $12.99

2. CoComelon School Bus Ride-On

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Recommended ages: 18 months and up

The wheels on the bus go “no, no, no.” This interactive ride-on bus toy is admittedly fun for toddlers, but with 36 different noise-making buttons, five nursery rhymes and a horn that actually honks, it’s a lot. It’s supposed to be educational, but the only letters they’ll learn are a few four-letter words after mom or dad trips over it.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $42.98

3. CoComelon Toy Boombox

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Recommended ages: 3 and up

Similar to the microphone, this 11-inch by 9-inch CoComelon karaoke machine has a mic of its own, plus a playlist of hits including “The Wheels on the Bus,” “Bath Song” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” It also lights up, because of course it does. Plus, it’s portable, so you can’t ever escape the “fun.”

Try it yourself on Amazon for $29.99

4. Musical Yellow School Bus

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Recommended ages: 2 and up

CoComelon is pretty much all about music, so we’re not surprised that most CoComelon toys make sound. Still, calling the sounds produced by this yellow school bus “music” is a stretch. It plays “The Wheels on the Bus” on repeat. We’ll see you all in therapy.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $14.89

5. CoComelon Musical Tractor

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Recommended ages: 2 and up

A 10-inch by five-inch tractor doesn’t sound so bad, and compared to the CoComelon microphone and bus, it’s really not. It does, however, play “Old MacDonald,” so how annoying it is depends on how many times your tot presses the button in a row.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $11.99

6. Musical Check-Up Case

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Recommended ages: 2 and up

Doctors’ kits are cool. They introduce kids to a lucrative line of work and familiarize them with trips to the pediatrician. Right on. Sadly, in addition to the tiny, plastic stethoscope, thermometer and syringe that will end up shoved between the cushions of the couch, it also plays nine CoComelon sounds and phrases.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $17.49

7. Deluxe Interactive JJ Doll

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Recommended ages: 3 and up

To this CoComelon toy’s credit, it’s much less creepy than the Baby Alive dolls that came out in the early 2000s. You know, the ones that ate, peed, pooped, cried and looked like weird, newborn aliens? This is better than that, but how many times can you hear “yes, yes, vegetables” before you want to swear off peas forever?

Try it yourself on Amazon for $28.74

8. Back to School JJ Doll

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Recommended ages: 2 and up

This plush CoComelon toy is a Target exclusive for back-to-school, and we don’t hate it. It’s a good choice for kiddos about to head to their first day of daycare or preschool. Its accessories are cute, and its sound effects aren’t too repetitive. Acceptable.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $17.48

9. Official Musical Bedtime JJ Doll

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Recommended ages: 18 months and up

The official CoComelon Musical Bedtime JJ Doll is one of the most popular CoComelon toys sold to date. Its song is almost soothing, and if kids like it enough, it might actually help them fall asleep. Now, that’s music to our ears!

Try it yourself on Amazon for $18.39

10. First Act Musical Keyboard

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Recommended ages: 3 and up

This 11-inch keyboard does make a fair amount of noise, but it’s one of the few “learning” toys that we’d wager kids can actually learn from. With 23 working keys, toddlers can try making up their own songs or learning basic tunes when they’re a little older. It’s pretty good for hand-eye coordination and fine motor skills, too.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $13.49

11. CoComelon Deluxe Family House Playset

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Recommended ages: 3 and up

Alright, this one’s fun. A detailed CoComelon playhouse replica looks almost exactly like the house in the show, and it comes with two figurines and plenty of accessories. It does play music, but we’re OK with that because of how long it keeps kids entertained. Plus, it’s easy to pack up and take to Grandma’s house.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $66

12. Melon Patch Academy Building Blocks

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Recommended ages: 18 months and up

Block sets are a classic, and this one is modeled after CoComelon’s Melon Patch Academy. They can come up with their own designs, and the set is conveniently contained in a carrying case with a lid for quick cleanup.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $21.59

13. Yellow School Bus Pop-Up Tent

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Recommended ages: 1 and up

Pop-up tents are nothing new. They’re a little annoying to fold but easy as pie once you figure out how to do it. Kids under 5 also go nuts over these things, and the fact that it’s decked out in their favorite CoComelon characters makes it an instant hit.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $15

14. Mini CoComelon Character Vehicles

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Recommended ages: 2 and up

Get this: They’re just cars. Just ordinary toy cars. No sounds. Just cute, rollable vehicles with different CoComelon characters. They’re perfect to hide in stockings or for a small surprise. The only thing annoying about them is the possibility of slipping on one in the dark.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $18.99

15. CoComelon Official Friends and Family Pack

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Recommended ages: 2 and up

Lastly, we have a set of CoComelon figurines. We can’t find anything to dislike about these. We tried. They’re compact, cute and fun to play with, including two JJ figurines, Tomtom, Yoyo, Cody and Nina. Your little CoCOmelon fan will love them.

Try it yourself on Amazon for $19

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