“Parks and Recreation” was canceled in 2015, but has that stopped us from obsessing over it? Never. That would make us weak, like people who don’t eat bacon and do yoga.
Full disclosure: We’re actually fine with vegetarians, and yoga’s pretty relaxing. Ron Swanson, however, hates both. The deadpan, steely-eyed Ron Swanson knows what he likes, knows what he hates and won’t sugarcoat either. The only thing he ever hid was his secret identity as a jazz musician, and that shocking fact made us love him even more.
These 75 Ron Swanson quotes encompass just a fraction of Ron’s best lines. We were going to share 50, but there were too many good ones.
