12 Annoyingly Catchy Songs of 2024 That Boomers Hate
Music is the universal language that unites…well, not everyone, apparently. While some of today’s tunes might have us tapping our toes and singing along, others can feel like nails on a chalkboard (especially if you’ve been around for a few decades). So prepare to relive the trauma (or amusement?) of these 12 annoyingly catchy 2024 songs. Expect repetitive lyrics, nonsensical themes, and enough technology references to make your head spin. Let’s see how many of these earworms you’ve heard (or recognize the urge to desperately block out)!
Nicki Minaj – “Big Foot”
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This vicious diss track stoops low, mocking Megan Thee Stallion’s past shooting. Crude jokes and insensitive lyrics make you wonder if it’s music or just mean-spirited bullying set to a beat.
Lil Dicky – “Jail (Part 1)”
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Lil Dicky’s usual raunchy humor usually hits the spot, but “Jail (Part 1)” misses the mark. Forced jokes and predictable lyrics lack his signature cleverness. Did this soundtrack cut fizzle out?
Kygo & Ava Max – “Whatever”
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Shakira fans, beware! Kygo and Ava Max’s EDM remake of “Whenever, Wherever” butchers the magic of the original. Repetitive lyrics and a bland melody make “Whatever” a forgettable flop.
Jason Derulo & Michael Bublé – “Spicy Margarita”
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This confusing concoction blends Jason Derulo’s pop sensibilities with a sample of Michael Bublé’s smooth cover of “Sway.” The result? A bizarre musical mix that leaves you thirsty for something, well, anything else.
Marshmello & Svdden Death – “Ceremony”
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This EDM collaboration throws everything at the wall: choral singing, synths, and even dubstep. Whether it sticks or splatters depends on your tolerance for musical chaos.
Bella Poarch & 6arelyhuman – “Don’t Like Anybody”
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Singers Bella Poarch and 6arelyhuman find love on the dance floor in this forgettable track. Generic lyrics (“I really just like you, I don’t like anybody”) and bland production make this a fast-forward button candidate.
Lil Dicky – “HaHaHa”
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Another miss from Lil Dicky’s soundtrack? “HaHaHa” lacks the clever wordplay and humor of his usual work. Is this another dud, or are we just missing the joke?
Winnetka Bowling League – “Sha La La”
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This indie band attempts nostalgia with “Sha La La,” reflecting on growing pains and past memories. However, the song itself feels uninspired and derivative, failing to capture the essence of youthful reminiscing.
Meghan Trainor & T-Pain – “Been Like This”
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Meghan Trainor joins forces with T-Pain for a genre-bending mess. “Been Like This” tries to fuse pop, rap, jazz, and doo-wop, but the result is a confusing and unpleasant sonic experience.
Justin Timberlake – “Selfish”
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Justin Timberlake’s long-awaited return is a disappointment. “Selfish” suffers from lazy production and dull melodies, leaving fans wondering if he phoned it in for this comeback single.
“Facts” – Tom MacDonald (feat. Ben Shapiro)
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This unlikely collaboration throws political pundit Ben Shapiro into the rap game with controversial results. Brace yourself for lyrics about social issues and a catchy (but headache-inducing) trap beat.
”Stupid With Love (Official Audio)” – Angourie Rice & Cast of Mean Girls
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Fetch this! If you thought the original “Mean Girls” soundtrack was bad, this new single from the Broadway musical adaptation might make you plead for a “Jingle Bell Rock” invasion.