8 Fictional Characters That Would Make Terrible Thanksgiving Guests
Thanksgiving is supposed to be a time for good food, warm company, and a little lighthearted drama (the family kind, not the soap opera kind). But imagine adding certain fictional characters to the mix—your cozy dinner table would quickly become a disaster zone. Whether they’re socially awkward, outright dangerous, or just plain unbearable, these characters are the epitome of “Do Not Invite.”
Below is a breakdown of the fictional guests you’d regret having over for turkey and stuffing. Each one brings their own brand of chaos, turning your meal into an unforgettable mess for all the wrong reasons.
Homelander, The Boys
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Homelander would turn your Thanksgiving into his own personal PR stunt. With his ego as inflated as his superpowers, the turkey would be cold by the time he’s done monologuing about how he’s the savior of humanity. Let’s not even get into the possibility of him losing his temper—no stuffing is worth that kind of collateral damage.
Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
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Sheldon might mean well, but his relentless need to correct everyone would test the patience of even the most forgiving relatives. Expect a full dissertation on the incorrect physics of your gravy pour and a condescending critique of your mashed potato ratios. By dessert, even his favorite “Fun with Flags” segment would feel like a better option than enduring his company.
Livia Soprano, The Sopranos
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Livia’s presence would suck all the joy out of the room faster than burnt cranberry sauce. She’d spend the entire meal reminding everyone of how little they’ve achieved in life, sprinkling in a few passive-aggressive jabs for flavor. The turkey may be well-seasoned, but no seasoning can fix the bitterness she brings to the table.
Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
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You can count on Cousin Eddie to show up empty-handed but full of unsolicited advice. He’s the kind of guest who asks if the turkey was on sale while wearing his bathrobe and drinking your last beer. Just hope he parks his questionable RV far away from your septic system—nobody needs that kind of Thanksgiving surprise.
Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty
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Rick might arrive with a portal gun and some alien liquor, but that’s where the fun stops. He’d insult your cooking, belch his way through grace, and probably start a fight with the neighbor. By the end of the night, half the table would be trapped in a different dimension, and the other half would be questioning their life choices.
Angela Martin, The Office
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Angela would bring her cat to dinner. Not metaphorically—an actual cat, probably wearing a bow. She’d judge everyone’s outfits, make snide remarks about portion sizes, and insist on praying before the meal while glaring at anyone who reaches for wine. The only silver lining? She’d leave early to make it to midnight Mass.
Sloth, The Goonies
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Sloth’s heart might be in the right place, but his table manners? Not so much. Between the loud grunts, the occasional food fight, and his obsession with dessert (read: Baby Ruth bars), your carefully planned dinner would end up looking more like a kindergarten cafeteria. Let’s hope your chairs can handle his enthusiasm.
Beth Dutton, Yellowstone
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Beth thrives on chaos, and Thanksgiving would be no exception. She’d turn every comment into an argument, airing family secrets like it’s her own personal soap opera. While her sharp wit might entertain for a while, the inevitable blow-up would leave everyone wishing they’d just stayed home.
Frank Gallagher, Shameless
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Frank would arrive late, uninvited, and likely with someone else’s leftovers. He’d hog the wine, make inappropriate toasts, and spill gravy on the tablecloth before disappearing with the dessert. Don’t be surprised if you find him passed out on the couch, ruining both the holiday mood and your upholstery.
Kane, Alien
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Kane’s polite demeanor might fool you at first, but the moment he starts coughing, the evening’s over. Nobody can enjoy pie with a xenomorph crawling out of someone’s chest. Thanksgiving is about sharing, but this is one guest who takes it way too far.
Regina George’s Mom, Mean Girls
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Cool moms might seem like a fun idea until they actually show up. Mrs. George would spike the kids’ drinks, flirt with your spouse, and make the meal all about her. By the time she starts dancing to your playlist in a velour tracksuit, you’ll wish you’d set stricter boundaries.
Uncle Frank, Home Alone
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Uncle Frank’s cheapness knows no bounds. He’d complain about the price of the turkey while stuffing his pockets with leftover rolls for later. His attempts at humor would fall flat, and you’d have to keep a close eye on the silverware once he leaves.
Any Roy, Succession
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A single Roy at Thanksgiving is a recipe for disaster, but more than one? Forget it. Between Shiv’s cutting remarks, Kendall’s overcompensating speeches, and Roman’s inappropriate jokes, the evening would devolve into a corporate-style showdown. Just don’t let Logan carve the turkey—he’d probably turn it into a metaphor for power.
Cousin Itt, The Addams Family
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Cousin Itt might seem like a quirky addition to the table, but the logistics are a nightmare. His high-pitched gibberish would confuse everyone, and his long hair would inevitably end up in the gravy. Cute? Sure. Practical? Not at all.
Bluto Blutarsky, Animal House
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Bluto would turn your Thanksgiving into a frat party. He’d drink all the beer, eat directly from the serving dishes, and start a food fight with the mashed potatoes. The phrase “food coma” takes on a new meaning when Bluto’s around—just hope he passes out before dessert.
Frito, Idiocracy
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Frito’s lack of basic hygiene would ruin even the most well-cooked meal. Between his inappropriate jokes and inability to sit still, the only thing he’d contribute is discomfort. Don’t be surprised if he mistakes the gravy boat for a drinking vessel.
Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal
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You’d think a guest with impeccable manners and culinary expertise would be a win, but not when it’s Hannibal. Every dish he brings comes with a side of suspicion—is it really turkey? His charm might distract some guests, but the rest of the table will be too nervous to take a bite.
Borat, Borat
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Borat’s enthusiasm for American traditions would be endearing if it weren’t so misguided. Between his bizarre table manners and wildly inappropriate remarks, the whole evening would feel like a cringe-worthy reality show. And let’s not even get started on what he considers acceptable as a host gift.